SO NEVER DARKEN THESE DOORS AGAIN!

Nice to see these doors being painted so carefully, in a suitably subtle shade of clerical ebony, and even nicer to see them being painted by a humble man who wishes to remain anonymous. He allowed us to photograph him, but not to name him. That doesn't stop us from telling him what a good job he's made of those doors, and thanking him for this and all the other things he does to help keep the area around our church looking smart, especially the flower bed by the grotto to cheer us up as we come in the back way. So, thank you, er .....oops! .... don't tell them, Pike!