Friday 26 February 2010

WATERWORKS SPY CAUGHT WETHANDED

'Ullo, 'ullo!    So what's going on 'ere then?    Is this a secret agent from the Euro Zone, smuggled in to discover the formula which enables us to produce enough water to make all that coffee without overburdening the National Debt?     No, it's John, just checking that our model CAFOD filter is functioning properly.   (We don't think you should breathe in too deeply while you're so close to it, John, we weren't supposed to leave it in there for that long!)

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