In the spirit of light-heartedness, I thought I might share the thoughts of my neighbour's lovely little boy. He's ten and has high range autism. He's definitely the wisest little boy I've ever met. I popped into their house and made my own cuppa and he told me this was "very inappropriate", especially for a "church-goer". Investigation revealed other Inappropriate Actions for Church-goers According to Francis: 1.Using your 'phone in church, especially if you're calling someone in another bench (pew). 2.Eating your fish and chips in church, especially if you've put vinegar on them. 3.Singing a different song (hymn) to everyone else to put them off. 4.Gluing the songbooks shut. 5.Pushing in the "church queue" or kicking someone out of way to get to the front. 6.Pinching people's bottoms when they're kneeling down. 7.Sticking your tongue at the Man at the Front (the priest), or trying to push him over. 8.Falling asleep in church, especially if you lie down . 9.Going to church in a silly hat, especially with bobbles, ears or sticky-out bits on it, unless it's Easter or Christmas. Pretty sure he put the last one in just for me.
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Stop making such a racket Aardvark.
In the spirit of light-heartedness, I thought I might share the thoughts of my neighbour's lovely little boy. He's ten and has high range autism. He's definitely the wisest little boy I've ever met. I popped into their house and made my own cuppa and he told me this was "very inappropriate", especially for a "church-goer". Investigation revealed other Inappropriate Actions for Church-goers According to Francis:
1.Using your 'phone in church, especially if you're calling someone in another bench (pew).
2.Eating your fish and chips in church, especially if you've put vinegar on them.
3.Singing a different song (hymn) to everyone else to put them off.
4.Gluing the songbooks shut.
5.Pushing in the "church queue" or kicking someone out of way to get to the front.
6.Pinching people's bottoms when they're kneeling down.
7.Sticking your tongue at the Man at the Front (the priest), or trying to push him over.
8.Falling asleep in church, especially if you lie down .
9.Going to church in a silly hat, especially with bobbles, ears or sticky-out bits on it, unless it's Easter or Christmas.
Pretty sure he put the last one in just for me.
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